Ode to turd

Oh turd, is that fact that I love you absurd?
Oh turd you fill my life with joy and glee
Could anyone love you as much as me?
You are always on my mind
Even when you are not coming out from my behind
I have so much fun when you shoot out my bum
Oh turd your smell is divine
Soft and mushy is especially sublime
Oh turd I am your number one fan
Why do people flush you down the pan?
I wish you could forever stay and not be flushed away
Down the loo is no place for poo
Oh turd you are my world